Apply to Be My Nemesis

You have to use the contact page to apply, but these are the guidelines to help you make a great application.

1 - Catchy Headline/Title: for your application. This will make sure I see your application for the wowwy-pizazz factor it has.

2 - What You’re Offering: Are you applying to be my nemesis, sidekick, super-friend, let me use your secret hideout, or something else? Explain what you’re looking for and what you’re offering in whatever detail you think necessary.

3 - Your hero/villain name: What’s in a name? Everything! Your real name isn’t important, but your secret name can make the difference between wasting away in obscurity and the whole world getting to know who you are. If you have the power of invisible mind control, go with something strong like “Mind Melter” instead of “The Thinker,” because your brand should inspire something more than confusion to your enemies.

4 - Explain your powers, weapons, etc.: Tell me about your weapons, your powers, or any other additional factors I should consider before enveloping you in my folds. If you have a secret base of operations, I’d like to hear a bit about it. If you have superhuman powers or weapons even the Japanese have yet to perfect, let me know what they are. In short, let me know (with dramatic flair) what makes you a formidable combatant, whether as an ally or a nemesis.

5 - Mission Statement: Tell me what your goals are. Explain in flagrantly theatrical terms how your skills, weapons and personal powers can aid me in my quest for the complete cleansing of evil from the world, or if you’re hoping to become my nemesis, how these villainous features can only defeat me.

6- Accept T.O.S. & Disclaimer: By submitting your information, you agree that you have accepted my Terms of Service, and read my Disclaimer, understanding each fully, and that you are willingly participating in this program, and that I can publish your application.

Please note that you must be over the age of 13 to participate, unless you were born on leap day, then you have to be at least 4 years old, provided your date of birth was on or before February 29th, 1992.

Please remember that you will be graded on style as much as ability, so don’t hold back with the melodramatic flair.