About Me (How I’m Super)

You may have seen me before, and if you have you already know my story. I’m an underdog, but I’ve still gotten big (and I don’t mean around the waist) even though you could argue that there’s no reason I ever should have.

But I did, and it’s all self-made, and I don’t apologize for it because I earned it the old fashioned way… by being lucky.

I’ve worked hard in the applied study of technological science, science fiction and accidental fame, and the results are obvious. Sure, I live in an apartment with a friend of mine (whom you might even know of, and he’s basically the coolest-dot-roomy-dot-evar!) but I have an airplane, and statistically speaking you don’t. I’ve been on network television many times, and statistically speaking, you haven’t. Surely I’m doing something right, right?

And it’s not just any airplane, but a brand new one with top notch avionics and a custom paint scheme made just for me.

And I’m single… ladies.

I live in the great swing state of Minnesota, but I’m no more a fan of Jesse Ventura than I am of Al Franken, and I thought “Fargo” was just so-so.

That’s pretty much who I am. If you want to see more of me, check me out on YouTube, or go to My Homepage, or read about me on Wikipedia, and form whatever opinion of me you must.

But know this, I will not stop until crime has been fought, and hopefully, bested.