I’m a Super Hero - Be My Arch Nemesis

Maybe you know me already, and maybe you don’t, so allow me to introduce myself personally again or for the first time.

I’m a superhero.

Not long ago I was a mere mortal man, trudging through every day life, much like perhaps you are, but then I did something special. With care, precision, dedication and love, I built a suit to wear, and it transformed me from an average Jay to a famous force to be reckoned with.

My success has served me well, but like Bruce Wayne, that hasn’t been enough for me. Now I crave to use my powers to fight crime, and with my trusty sidekick and the help of my legion of fellow heroes, I level my laser precise barrel at you; my arch nemesis.

I don’t have an arch an arch nemesis yet, or a sidekick, or any Super Friends to speak of, but that’s all about to change.

Will you join me in my quest for all that’s right and good in this world?

Apply today to become my arch nemesis, so I may battle you until your demise or capture.
Apply today to become my sidekick, so together we may fight crime and villainy with our weapons, our wits and our smart one-liners.
Apply today to be a hero colleague I can call upon in times of greatest evil to stop the forces that conspire against us.

Read what you must, and join me when you can.